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teapotgirl) wrote2003-06-30 03:01 pm
teapotgirl) wrote2003-06-30 03:01 pm
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The types of people I know
On Saturday I got a letter from a friend who only lives an hour away and who usually emails me.
I open the envelope and it's a chain letter. Not just any chain letter, but a panties exchange pyramid scheme.
O my gawd, woman, you did not just send this to me.
There's only two names on the list, I buy a pair of undies and send them, with tags still attached, to person #1. I then make six copies of the letter, moving person #2 to the #1 spot and putting my name in the #2 spot, along with my size and any special requests. Then I send off this letter to 6 other people.
Seriously, this makes for good revenge for all those folks who only ever send me forwards instead of simple emails saying "Hello!"--especially for the people who always send those damn $100 cookie recipes or "forward this to 20 people in 24 hours and you will find twu luv." Bastards! What kind of friends are you?!
Unfortunately, I got the letter the day I had spent too much money on attempts to make my wardrobe more work-friendly (of course, that doesn't explain why I got this blouse or this skirt).
I think I'm going to email Jana and pass.
I open the envelope and it's a chain letter. Not just any chain letter, but a panties exchange pyramid scheme.
O my gawd, woman, you did not just send this to me.
There's only two names on the list, I buy a pair of undies and send them, with tags still attached, to person #1. I then make six copies of the letter, moving person #2 to the #1 spot and putting my name in the #2 spot, along with my size and any special requests. Then I send off this letter to 6 other people.
Seriously, this makes for good revenge for all those folks who only ever send me forwards instead of simple emails saying "Hello!"--especially for the people who always send those damn $100 cookie recipes or "forward this to 20 people in 24 hours and you will find twu luv." Bastards! What kind of friends are you?!
Unfortunately, I got the letter the day I had spent too much money on attempts to make my wardrobe more work-friendly (of course, that doesn't explain why I got this blouse or this skirt).
I think I'm going to email Jana and pass.