Oh my god! Oh my god! What the HELL?!
LXG?! What. The. Hell.
Why is Mina a vampire?
Why is Tom Sawyer running around with pistols? Why is there even a Tom Sawyer in the first place?! And fuckin' Dorian Gray is in there somewhere. And! And it's in New York!
And why does this movie look more Tim Burton Batman than Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill's steam punk?!
LXG?! What. The. Hell.
Why is Mina a vampire?
Why is Tom Sawyer running around with pistols? Why is there even a Tom Sawyer in the first place?! And fuckin' Dorian Gray is in there somewhere. And! And it's in New York!
And why does this movie look more Tim Burton Batman than Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill's steam punk?!