Dr. Snoodles, Teddy Bear Phrenologist

In knitting, the poster wonders if she should replace her bamboo knitting needle because it has become curved through frequent use.

My first thought is of course: "Is your knitting needle so gay it can't even knit straight?!"

I've gotten it in my head that I would very much like to make a Mojo Jojo/Bubbles OTP icon. And I do believe the world needs more XAndrew icons. It's good to know my icon muse has not abandoned me but I'd wish I could have some ideas for all those LOTR bases I have.

( Here lies LOTR slash )

No! No! I refuse to believe there's Grosse Pointe Blank slash! Martin only loves Debi, damn it!
It's not true! That's impossible! Noooooo!
*now ponders whether or not to read it*