Need more Johnny!

I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean again, with friends who still hadn't watched it yet.

On a second viewing, I noticed:

• The monkey is really fluffy.
  
• That Jack ends a good chunk of his sentences with "savvy?" which does explain the "savvy" POTC icons I've been seeing.
  
• No real blacksmith is built like Orlando Bloom.
  
• The jail dog is really scruffy and cute.
  
• The blonde woman sitting on the barrels, dribbling (what I would guess is) grog into the mouth of a pirate drinking out of two tankards? Her boobs are so fake.
  
• Scarlet (the first woman to smack Jack) may or may not be a reference to the redhead from the ride's bride auction. I suspect DVD commentary may clear that up.
  
• Where does ( just a tad spoilerish )
  
  Damn this nitpicking!

So sue me, it's a slow day at work

Courtesy of the insanity script:

I must be a friend of his feud with savvy?
There's a red pleather catsuit: poor schmuck
with savvy? And laugh because they would
just any chain letter to me; to be other when
it's I went to read Harry Potter and because of
simple emails me: to people. A proud owner
of simple Jon's orc tribe would just too much
money on the letter credits There you and
speaking of the Caribbean again, with friends
who has been seeing. Just in hours and ballsy
down to other when I fear for all those Damn
this nitpicking!

( More absurdist poetry )