Dr. Snoodles, Teddy Bear Phrenologist

I could never be a foodie blogger because I eat all of the food before it even occurs to me to take a picture.
For example, today I had an excellent brunch; duck confit hash and poached eggs with maple beignets with espresso custard.
But no pics means it didn't happen.
Woe!

Almost five days later and I still feel pretty damn full.